Bonjour Mon Cheri!!!

Ow iz mah leetle apple dumpling uv luv!!!  Mah passion fer you iz lak a bubbling cauldron of dezire.  I wish to frolic wiz you in ze streets of Paree (Paris).  We could eat croissants there and Crepes and uh…French Toast.  Ahh, what timez ve would ave!!!  Now I muz go Paint and Drink wine and Wear those silly little capz that we wear.  Until next time mah leetle cherry blozzom uv uh…goodness.

Luv Francois Jean Luc Pierre Cousteau



​​From: Daniel XXXXXXX mdxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
To:  LauraXXXXXXX laxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Date:  Monday, November 15, 1999 2:16 PM

Subject: heybabe








(entirely in Scottish)

Och n’McHon. Ah luvv ye’. Ahm herrrre en clahs thinkin’ aboot ye’.  I wasesh I wus with ye’.  In the meantime, herrrres a little soomethin’ for ye to think aboot.  (puffs out chest, bares teeth) (raises kilt to expose massive thighs).  Until later me loov.


McHaggis










A POEM

This is a poem to hon.

To be with her is quite fun.

I wish I could see you now.

If I did I would say “wow”.

I’m not very good at these poems.

Books are also called tomes.

You, I very much miss.

So for now I blow you this kiss.

UH? I made that up on the fly, even.  UH? You’re impressed, you can say it.

Love, He who is not unlike a skinny barbarian










This is a poem for hon.

My roller Coaster is almost done.

I love you with all my heart.

When you sleep I can hear you…uhh…never mind.

This poem comes from a brain

That has been under some strain.

But all will erase

When I see your beautiful face.

I can’t wait to see you, my hon.

me


​​From: Daniel XXXXXXX mdxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
To:  LauraXXXXXXX laxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Date:  Thursday, December 16, 1999 12:40 AM

Subject: A Poem:  The Return

​​From: Daniel XXXXXXX mdxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
To:  LauraXXXXXXX laxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Date:  Monday, November 22, 1999 3:12 PM

Subject: Oui Oui Poo Poo Ho Ho

​​From: Daniel XXXXXXX mdxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
To:  LauraXXXXXXX laxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Date:  Friday, December 10, 1999 5:26 PM

Subject: Alo mah leetle Bon Bon of Dezire!!!








Ahhh mon petit cheri!!! Ow I long to keez your sweet rozee cheek while we zip wine…hoh hoh.  I suckle at ze bozom uv your beauty.  Mah passion for you iz like a river that flows like a raging torrent, crashing over the rocks uv French desire!!!  If we were together we would go to far-off places like Au Bon Pain and Bon Marche and…um…Filenes!!!  Oh what grat times we would ave!!!  But, alas, I muz go, for the need of French animators iz grat!!!  Until next we meet mah leetle hor’s devour of luv!!!!


Francois Pierre Jean Luc Crousteau



​​    Here are some quick comics Daniel was inspired to draw during the time of this story. There are some that any parent can likely relate to, others a little more specific to the situation Laura and Daniel found themselves in. Also, as “long distance charges” were still very much a reality in the late 1990’s, e-mail and instant messaging were most often the contact methods of choice for Laura and Daniel when he was in Washington State. Here are a few sample e-mails that brought smiles to Laura’s face, even on her weariest, most frustrating days as a single parent in nursing school.





​​From: Daniel XXXXXXX mdxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
To:  LauraXXXXXXX laxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Date:  Friday, October 15, 1999 5:51 PM
Subject: Calculus